Thursday, February 19, 2009

Wanna lose 10 pounds real fast. Try my new miracle diet. Called:

The stomach flu.

yes you may not get a full nights sleep, or be able to travel farther then the next room. Or not be out of range of the bathroom. But imagine how tight your abs will be after all the cramping.
Your legs will tone from the standing up and rushing to the bathroom.
Your Glutes will be magnificent from all the extra clenching

Your love life will falter, But all the shows on your Tivo will finally get watched.

Call today and I will send you a snack to get you on your way to a new thinner you.

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2 Comments:

Blogger JediMom said...

This was me a few weeks back. 7 pounds down in no time....and so far...only gained like, 3 back.

12:03 PM  
Blogger Michael G said...

Good for you Stacy.

Fad Diets are over rated. the good ol' stomach flu is tried and proven to work.

12:07 PM  

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